That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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