just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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