let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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