Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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