In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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