I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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