you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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