I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
How's work?
Spinning.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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