when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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