Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so that wasnt chicken after all
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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