Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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