Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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