We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
foreskin is a definite game changer
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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