what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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