When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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