FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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