how can u be prego again
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize