What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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