I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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