I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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