ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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