Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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