My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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