Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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