so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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