So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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