i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
