Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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