you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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