i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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