Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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