yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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