I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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