is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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