Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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