chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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