Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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