I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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