its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Can i not drive my cunt home
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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