Dual....:-)
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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