She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Dicks are not precious.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
