just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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