mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Boobs are out for the taking
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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