playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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