Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Did we literally take a cab across the street
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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