Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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