12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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