I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
