no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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