after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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