Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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