My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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