no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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