YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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