The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
do nipples grow back?
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