absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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