Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm like, not good at living.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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